**Caption Contest**

There’s a lot of soliciting going on at Capitol Hill and we decided to join the fray. But instead of asking for taxpayer money (note: we will, however, happily accept your private donations) or political favors, we’re looking for clever captions to go with our normally unpublishable photos.

Our first winner is “DM.” Check out the caption for yourself — and feel free to add your own for the hell of it.

Moving onward, here’s this week’s offering.

FYI, above is Rep. Mike Turner, the House Democratic Caucus chairman from Old Hickory at a press conference.